In an unprecedented ruling, Reed has been sentenced to France, a punishment once thought to be worse than death. He will spend the next 1,000 hours of his life working in a cheese factory as a taste tester. Reed continues to insist Evil Reed was the one behind all of his crimes, but Evil Reed has been working in a soup kitchen nonstop for the past 72 hours. When the trial concluded, Reed told the press, “Hey at least I’m not the one cutting the cheese”
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