Author: Reed News Producer

We all know Duchess as the beloved school dog, but how much do we really know? They say she turns three years old today. They also tell us that Duchess is a dog, a fact which I find very hard to believe. There are far more questions than answers. No matter how you slice it,…

A mysterious thief has been going around Helix, stealing things from people that they never had in the first place. Dubbed by many as the bandit of Helix, this person is at large, and most importantly, in charge. So keep an open eye the next time you leave your bag unatended.

After a series of bad interactions with whatever airline you hate the most, Reed decided that enough is enough. Introducing, Reed Airlines. It’s just Reed, and he can’t legally fly a plane. But look at how much fun he’s having running around like that.

Reed reacted to the GTA VI trailer today. When asked for his thoughts on the trailer, Reed made the same face from the photo above.

Reed has dedicated the rest of his life to ensuring the safety of this tree. As of writing, there are currently no plans to tear down this tree nor is it an endangered species of any kind. When asked why he has devoted so much to one random tree Reed stated, “I honestly don’t know”

Scientists said it could never be done, but Reed has finally found a species of tree thought to be lost to time. The implications of this discovery have sent the scientific world into a frenzy. It is estimated that due to the events that have unfolded, millions will die.

Reed is taking a stand against the largest threat to the school, the apples. Are you with him, or do you side with apples? The choice is yours…