Author: Reed News Producer
Issue 65: Reed Makes A Shocking Discovery
Reed is currently in the process of evacuating France. He has been working very closely with multiple organizations to take in the refugees. Only time will tell if his efforts are successful
Issue 64: Reed Stubs His Toe While Fleeing the Internal Revenue Service
For those of you who are unaware, the Internal Revenue Service better know as the IRS, are the people who collect your taxes. The implication is that Reed is escaping the IRS due to some tax related issue. This is funny because Reed loves paying his taxes and would never hide 200 grand undeclared in…
Issue 63: Reed Photographed Hanging Out With All of Friends
Note: Reed is drinking a bottle of Martinellis. He’s not an alcoholic yet.
Issue 62: Happy Thanksgiving
Happy thanksgiving!! 🦃 Family is what’s important!! Be thankful!!
Issue 61: Reed Attempts to Secure Investors for Risky San Diego Takeover
Reed secured a meeting with a local street cat in order to secure funding for his takeover of the city of San Diego. It’s unknown if Reed is aware that cats don’t have money.
Issue 60: Reeds Begins Planning Phase of Becoming Supreme Leader of San Diego
Today, Reed started drafting ideas for a hostile takover of the city of San Diego. When asked about if this was at all legal, he said, “As legal as the sky is blue!”
Issue 59: Reed Presents His Last Culinary Masterpiece
Reed presents his latest culinary masterpiece that he’s calling “sandwich a la peanut butter and jelly”
Issue 58: 2023 Grass of The Year Award
It was a very competitive category this year, but the prestigious grass of the year award goes to this blade of grass.
Issue 57: Fetch
Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch! Fetch!
Issue 56: Reed Sits On Table Without Realizing That It’s Wet.
Reed was mildly disappointed in his failure to realize that today’s rain made the bench he was now sitting on wet. He was not dry for several minutes