Author: Reed News Producer
Issue 55: Reed Discovers Bad New Life Threatening Disease by Becoming First One to Have It
Reed recently recieved the unfortunate news that he had caught a disease so new that it hadn’t yet been named. He was disappointed when the doctors said he couldn’t name it.
Issue 54: Reeds favorite game this year did not get nominated for Game of the Year
Reed’s favorite game this year, Hi-Fi Rush was not nominated for the prestigious award for game of the year. P.S. RE4 isn’t gonna win Zen
The Strike is Over
Jeff says “Hold on! There was a strike happening? I wish I could have been a part of it.” Sue says “What’s all this stuff about a Reed named Strike… or is that backwards? A strike about Reed or a Reed about Strike?”
Reed Upset by Recent Strike Negotiations
Reed decides to continue striking after being insulted by a gross chocolate muffin
The Strike Update
Reed was still striking and wanting chocolate so he fell asleep doing so. He has still yet to get done but he thinks he’s closing in on “the chocolate master”