Category: Crimes

In an unprecedented ruling, Reed has been sentenced to France, a punishment once thought to be worse than death. He will spend the next 1,000 hours of his life working in a cheese factory as a taste tester. Reed continues to insist Evil Reed was the one behind all of his crimes, but Evil Reed…

In a shocking turn of events, Reed claims all of his latest misdeeds were carried out by his counterpart, Evil Reed. His trial will take place in an undisclosed location, and only time will tell if his arguments hold any legal ground.

A violent deranged man was caught on Helix grounds mugging innocent students. That man was later revealed to be Reed.

Reed keeps up the violent crime spree by harming mother Earth. Famous Helix tree #12 may never fully recover

Reed was placed under police custody after loitering around this location without the proper paperwork. Reed claims that, “It’s a free country. You can’t just grow grass and expect me not to stand there” while the police say, “Anyone standing in that spot without first filing for a permit is just asking to get arrested”.…