Category: Random

Reed has dedicated the rest of his life to ensuring the safety of this tree. As of writing, there are currently no plans to tear down this tree nor is it an endangered species of any kind. When asked why he has devoted so much to one random tree Reed stated, “I honestly don’t know”

Scientists said it could never be done, but Reed has finally found a species of tree thought to be lost to time. The implications of this discovery have sent the scientific world into a frenzy. It is estimated that due to the events that have unfolded, millions will die.

Reed is taking a stand against the largest threat to the school, the apples. Are you with him, or do you side with apples? The choice is yours…

Reed is currently in the process of evacuating France. He has been working very closely with multiple organizations to take in the refugees. Only time will tell if his efforts are successful

For those of you who are unaware, the Internal Revenue Service better know as the IRS, are the people who collect your taxes. The implication is that Reed is escaping the IRS due to some tax related issue. This is funny because Reed loves paying his taxes and would never hide 200 grand undeclared in…

Note: Reed is drinking a bottle of Martinellis. He’s not an alcoholic yet.

Happy thanksgiving!! 🦃 Family is what’s important!! Be thankful!!

Reed presents his latest culinary masterpiece that he’s calling “sandwich a la peanut butter and jelly”

It was a very competitive category this year, but the prestigious grass of the year award goes to this blade of grass.